In honor of Mother’s day Techzwn presents the Top 10 Worst Video Game Mother’s.

Don’t bother buying these lovely ladies flowers. These malevolent matrons are sooner to kill you than to tuck you in at night!

Before you read, beware! Contains spoilers galore.

 

 

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Issac’s mom: The Binding of Issac

A horrific combination of religious zealotry and mental illness. Issac’s mother, believing she hears the voice of God, punishes her son for his “sins.”

After taking his clothes and toys away she locks him in his room. The godly voice decreed that punishment too lenient and poor Isaac is marked for death. Naked and terrified he is forced to the basement to fend off monsters and demons with only his tears as a weapon.

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Flemeth: Dragon Age

Flemeth raises her daughter Morrigan to become a powerful mage, only to be waiting to possess her body when the opportunity arises. Not to mention she also used Morrigan as a young girl to lure hapless Templars into the Wilds for her… dirty business. Legend also tells of this Witch of the Wilds having many daughters, but after a falling out, Flemeth hunted them down and devoured their hearts. Wouldn’t the cold shoulder have sufficed?

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Mom: Pokemon

She calls, sometimes, while her only son is adventuring across the world, yet otherwise doesn’t seem care one bit about him. Sure kids want to get get into some mischief. Boys will be boys right? But seriously, who lets a prepubescent child wander the world alone to fight and capture monsters?

But he wants to adventure? Go camping!  Hasn’t this woman ever seen a Zubat? She tries to act like a loving mother, offering to save up some of her son’s money for him, but then spends it all on trash! “Oh, honey! I know you needed that money for some hyper potions, but mommy couldn’t resist buying this Snorlax doll!” Someone call CPS.

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EVA, aka Tatyana, aka Big Mama, aka Hoochie Mama: Metal Gear
A female super spy who uses her feminine wiles to ply men into goo. After being implanted with eight clone fetuses she terminated all but two to ensure a stronger result. Those two babies were Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Unfortunately, that bond didn’t make them exempt from possible death at her hands. Let’s not forget the attempt to farm Liquid Snake’s organ to save her beloved Big Boss. On an extra creepy note, she was in love with Big Boss, who her surrogate children are cloned after. Ew…

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Matriarch Benezia: Mass Effect

Indoctrinated, brainwashed, and made second command to Saren. Benezia decides it would be a swell idea to resurrect the Rachni, a race of highly aggressive bugs to help her take over the world. Aside from delusions of world domination, she suffers from a drastic case of inappropriate boobage. Couldn’t Liara buy her a scarf or something for Mother’s Day?
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Mom (You): Fable

Pure negligence. After marrying the least ugly man in all of Albion (did they have to make them all that bad?) I had a few kids. But, a mother’s work is never done. There was adventuring to do, evil plots to foil, not to mention lots of real estate deals to manage.

Here kid, have a wooden sword and leave me alone. Mommy loves you, and I’ll be back in ten years!

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Daliha Gillesepe: Silent Hill

Daliha magically impregnated her daughter, Alessa, with an evil god. Then, in order to force her child into an early labor, set the family home on fire with Alessa trapped inside. I hope they had insurance. She then used magic to keep her daughter alive, despite the fatal, disfiguring burns she suffered. You might think it was out out of the kindness of her heart, but no, it was because the evil god had not yet been summoned. It was Daliha’s actions that spurred many of the horrible events that happen in the Silent Hill franchise.

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Dr. Brigid Tenenbaum: Bioshock

Hi little girl, I’m your new mommy! Now go with the strange scary man with drills on his hands and poke dead bodies with this shiny syringe!

So maybe she had a change of heart in her later years, but doing scientific experiments on innocent little girls is how this whole Rapture mess started.

 

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Jimmy Hopkins’ Mother: Bully

After getting hitched for the 5th time, she ditches Jimmy at a boarding school for troubled youth. Her hands-off approach to parenting leaves Jimmy to his own devices. Which explains why the kid is such a violent bastard. Nothing screams “class” like purple and leopard print.

 

 

 

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Alma Wade – F.E.A.R

A violent, emotionally unsound mass murderer with extremely strong psychic powers? Let’s inseminate her and make more totally unsound crazy psychic babies! Has two kids thanks to science.

But is that enough? No! She relentlessly pursues and terrorizes you whenever she can, just to get your attention. Stalker.

Later she forces herself on the character Becket, to get another child. Now that’s baby fever!

 

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3 Responses

  1. Metal Gear

    Who is this guy? He doesn’t even know his stuff. A disappointment for a featured article. Big Boss is not a clone of his own children, what sort of time paradox is this guy trying to pull? Solid and Liquid are his and Eva’s clones. Naked Snake(Aka, Big Boss) is the father of Solid Snake and Liquid snake.

    I hope I cleared that up for everyone.

    Sincerely

    Metal Gear HQ.

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    • Amy

      Eva was only a surrogate. She thought of the babies like her own but they aren’t actually her kids. Surrogates just carry the babies. The fertilized egg came from another woman, not her. They are both clones of Big Boss. Les Enfants Terribles was the name of the project used to clone Big Boss. Here is a link to the wiki http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Les_Enfants_Terribles
      Thanks

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